Below is a working guest list for our June 14th wedding. If you ain’t on the list, you can’t come and drink on our tab.

Guests:
Grover
Elmo
Big Bird
Snuffy
Voltron
M. Shadows
John Travolta
The employees of Pita Pits across the U.S.
Ricky Bags
Chuckles the Ghost
The C.L.I.T. Commander
Zac Foerstel
Nick Lachey
The members of the 1996 Ottawa Senators
Bob Bassen
Willie McGee (and family)
Hector Sidewalk
Dawson “Pedro” Leary
Kingsley Zissou
Dick Butkus
The CEO of Pulaski Bank (I believe you have my number)
Nelly
Tigger
Anthony Bourdain
Zac Efron
and Chip Douglas

Actually, Kristi didn’t want to post the Guest List here on the site so I’m stuck with a page that has no point. Hopefully it made you laugh.